Take this quiz and see! When you were little, you... Practiced hiding in the basement. Practiced making the neighborhood strays disappear. Cried a lot. Climbed trees. Asked out every older kid on your block. Practiced being proper. Practiced dressing up! Practiced being mischievous. Practiced calling people names. Are you allowed near sharp pointy objects? KILL! AVENGE!!! ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!! I'll carry a sword for the right cause. Who needs weapons? I can use my bare hands in an emergency. No, but there are other weapons around... Eek! I don't wanna get hurt! Not since the "accident..." I could never handle such crude matters. Do fangs count? I once had a bra that would put your eyes out. Do you ever "see things?" or have weird dreams? I see you're asking for your neck busted off, asking these stupid questions. I don't see anything. Really. Now go away. Yeah. It's scary. I wish it would stop. I'm perfectly healthy, just devoted. I have these great visions of the glory that's been denied to me so far... I daydream sometimes, but mostly I'm normal. I dream about lightning and storms a lot. Once I saw a butterfly. It was NEAT! I daydream often because I don't like where I am in the real world. Do people consider you to be a humorous person? Probably. I wouldn't know. Nobody laughs at me, bitch. People think I'm being funny even when I'm serious. If I've had a little too much to drink. I'm afraid amusement has little to do with my quest. In my childhood, I was quite easygoing. Sometimes life is about being the clown. I say embrace it while you can! I think cartoons are funny! People think you're harmless if you're a goofball. And when they laugh, that's when you stick the knife in! ^.^ How good are you at expressing your anger? Depends on how easy the digging is in my backyard that day. ...blood... Action is the best way to prove yourself. Fingerpaints. I might have to take drastic steps, but I'll be vindicated in the end! And then you'll all be sorry you doubted me! RARR! I find that if someone sets me off, I like to beat them insensate. I feel much better right away. Let it all out! Life's too short for bullshit! People know to stay away from me because I growl at them and stay curled up on the bed til i feel better. I am plagued by self doubt and will let the other person bully me freely. I've never been good at standing up for myself. Guys OR girls. Your best female friend just told you they've had a crush on you for some time. Your reaction? Jump her bones! Sit in akward silence because you have no idea what to feel about this. Change the subject by asking to borrow her comic books. You don't have time to worry about love! Stand by her at all costs and above all NEVER hurt her feelings. "Sor-ry! Ta-KEN! ...DI-IKE!" Go on one date with her and see what happens. "Sorry hon, you're so sweet but I just don't swing that way." Girls, EEW! "This will not hurt our friendship, though I may not be attracted to you in that way." Guys OR girls, still. Your best MALE friend just told you they've had a crush on you for some time. Your reaction? "FAG!" Sit in akward silence because you have no idea what to feel about this. Make him read you a bedtime story since he says he wants to sleep with you. What's the big deal? It's a big bed and you've got your jammies. Feel rather strange about the situation, but refuse to let it interfere with your respect for him as a friend. "Sor-ry! Ta-KEN! Toooo bad, cos you're HOT!" Go on one date with him and see what happens. Growl and drag him into your bedroom like a cheetah hiding a kill in a tree. Boys, EEW! Pine after him when he's not right beside you. How good are you at expressing your happiness? Fuck you. There's no such thing. ...blood... Take your lover out and spoil them rotten. FINGERPAINTS! Happiness comes from success! All it takes is blind fanatical action! Often, alcohol is a factor. And we end up having to replace the curtains. GROUP HUG! Bouncing off the walls. And then, gnawin' stuff! I hope that my smile will be enough to let him see that I appreciate all he has done for me. What do you want to do with your life? I want to be hailed as the incredible genius i so totally AM! I want to change the world and find true love. I want to find my special gift and use it to make the world better. I want to NEVER get caught. I don't want to hurt! I don't want anything. Honest. I want to be free from what's expected of me! I want to know why Happy Noodle Boy is so angry! I want to find a pair of 6 inch heels in my size. And also maybe world peace. Describe yourself briefly before we finish up here. Emotionally damaged and a tad self destructive. At large, bitches! I AM BATMAN! Bold, outgoing, loyal and clever. But not above whooping a little ass when the time is right. Romantic, protective, though not entirely without a bit of the criminal streak. Well bred, delicate, but willing to get my hands dirty if I must. Cheerful, compassionate, eccentric, with an electric personality! Furry! Genki! KAWAII! The coolest person, EVER. Bow to me! Make sure you've answered all the questions! And no lying to seem cool! Jesus is watching! Code changed from the incomprehensible jumble that Luka stole to working code by James ;)
Make sure you've answered all the questions! And no lying to seem cool! Jesus is watching!